I love a good joke, the sillier the better!
Today’s prompt for #Blogtober17 is Joke, so I asked a mixture bloggers and friends alike to tell me their funniest joke, here I’ve listed my faves!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
What goes 99 bonk, 99 bonk? …. A centipede with a wooden leg!
What’s the fastest cake in the world? … Scone!
Why did the bald man stick his head out the window? …. To get some fresh ‘hair’!
And to finish…it’s long but worth it!
Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf.
Jesus tees off first and his ball goes in the water; he walks across the top of the pond, dips his club in, chips the ball out and it goes in the hole.
Moses steps up next and his ball also goes in the water; he dips his club in the pond, the pond separates and he chips his ball off the pond bed and into the hole.
The old man then tees off and his ball is about to go in the water when a fish leaps out of the pond and catches the ball in its mouth. A bird then flies by and grabs the fish. As the bird flies over the green a bolt of lightening hits the bird, the bird drops the fish, the fish hits the green and the ball rolls out of its mouth into the hole.
Hole in one.
Jesus then looks at the old man and says, “Dad, if you’re going to piss around we won’t bother!”
Hope you got in a few giggles!
Let me know your funniest joke in the comments below!